The little hole in the wall Crepe Parisienne on Chiswick High Road does a mean Eggs Benedict and Royal, for an alright price of £7.50. HOWEVER the Benedict was supposed to be made with bacon. What do I get? Turkey bacon! Are you fucking kidding me?!! It's either bacon or its NOT bacon. And you should inform me if I'm getting FAKE BACON! Very upsetting. I ate it but I wasn't happy about it.
What I would highly recommend is the Royal though (muffin, smoked salmon, poached egg & hollandaise) and it goes a little som' like this: